After my Good Boobs vs Bad Boobs post I was accused of not posting enough bigger boobies in the “good boobs” section. Well, I like good big boobs as much as the next person, so I was collecting good big boob pictures for your optical enjoyment when I happened upon the website of Dr Sal Calabro (I’m not going to link to his site, because I’m sure his “Cease and Desist” letter will be arriving soon enough…). Doctor Sal Calabro may sound familiar because he is the doctor that performs the plastic surgeries on the women who humilate themselves on the Howard Stern show. What a hack! Check out these photos that were pulled from Dr Calabro’s portfolio. Talk about bad boob jobs!
“Hi Dr Calabro! I LOVE mangos. I know it sounds weird, but please implant mangos in my chest!” Well, if that was the case, then doctor Sal Calabro did a great job!!
The best thing Dr Calabro did for this girl was to improve her posture. Is that what happens when you place breast implants in her armpits?
These boobs don’t look totally deformed, but they do look like weird torpedo tits. I would be pissed if I spent $5,000 and looked like this….
The “before” picture shows good boobs. The “after” pictures speak for themselves. YUK!
Okay. You are wearing a scrunchy in your hair. Your hayday was obviously the 80′s. A bad boob job is not going to do you any good at this point…
BUT WAIT! Just when you think that Dr Sal Calabro can only perform bad boob jobs…BEHOLD, A women turned into a 10 year old boy!
The “after” picture is on the right, if you were wondering. This poor women had great curves before and now she looks like a lumpy pre-pubesent boy. Perhaps she is looking to score a Catholic priest…(I’m freaking kidding, okay?!)
So let this be a lesson to anyone that is interested in breast augmentation (or any other plastic surgery, really!), DO YOUR RESEARCH! Be sure to look at the doctors portfolio of before and after pictures! And, don’t think that a boob job looks good just because the doctor tells you it looks good. Look at all the patients above. I can guarantee you that the only reaason they are smiling in the after picture is because the doctor told them, “Oh yeah, these look SO great!”.