And no, I’m like totally not even talking about just the color…Pink the singer, silly. Teehee…

Seriously though, what a hilarious video.

Dude, what the fuck kind of budget plastic surgeon did Heidi Fleiss go to?! Didn’t getting bitchslapped by Tom Sizemore fatten her lips enough? Apparently not because it looks like Heidi found a coupon for the world worst plastic surgeon and had him pump WAY too much collegan into her lips.

Perhaps the I-just-got-punched-in-the-mouth look is coming in this season?

By the way, Heidi Fleiss is opening an ALL male brothel in Nevada. Now, if her target market was gay men, she may be on to something, but all of her male protitutes are straight and service women only. Apparently, Heidi doesn’t realize that women don’t have to pay for sex. They can get it whenever they want! Shall we start guessing how long Heidi’s Stud Farm will be in business? I’m going to say that she’ll burn through all of her investers money in a little over a year…