Did you know that boobs are seasonal? Well, maybe not so much “seasonal”, but they do go in and out of fashion. Thanks god big ass fake tits are going back out of fashion (too bad for all those impressional 18 year old girls that just got their double D’s installed…). I know what you’re thinking. “Summer, how are you so knowledgable about boobie trends?!” (or you could be the angry chick with new breast implants saying, “fuck you, biaattchchch. My new tits are AWESooooommmeee.” Yeah, I get a lot of funny comments on this post and this post.). Any how, I edit lingerie and bikini photos all day long. My job is to look at half naked chicks all day. I see boob trends. For example, here are the big fake tits that were popular last year and the year before:

I recently received all of the 2007 lingerie and swimwear catalogs and NONE of the big names are using the mega bleached out, too tan, big titty models this year. Yay! I’m so over the ultra-fake look. Here is an example of the small-boobied, super sexy models that are hot in 2007

Just thought I would share my 2007 boob trend forecast. Yes, I know. My boob knowledge is uncanny…;)

It seems that everyone is having babies lately, so I’ve been looking for unique baby gifts online (I’m not the “pick a gift from the registry”, kind of girl). In my search for the perfect baby gift, I happened upon itsmybinky.com. They specialize in custom pacifiers (I love custom/unique gifts) and I saw this picture of a rhinestone pacifier, so I went to check it out.

Oh boy, those are not rhinestones my friend. That would be a solid white gold pacifier with 278 pave cut diamonds, bearing a price tag of $17,000! Hmmm. A bit out of my baby gift price range…

These diamond pacifiers are made of solid 14K white gold and sparkle with 3 carats of white diamonds. Each pacifier can be customized with colored diamonds and engraving for a one of a kind keepsake. These diamond studded pacifiers have a silicon nipple and moving handle, but they are not recommended for actual use (Um, hello? You mean I shouldn’t stick $17,000 in my babies mouth and hope she doesn’t spit it out in the mall somewhere?). I wonder if anyone has purchased one of these diamond pacifiers?! Talk about some serious luxury baby bling….

So you know your a TRUE nerd when you dye your hair to match your blog:

OKay, okay, maybe I didn’t actually dye it match my blog, but my hair sure is HOT pink now. It turned out quite a bit brighter then I expected, but hey, what can ya do?! I suppose you could say that I’ve been suffering for a slight case of Clown Hair, lately. 1st it was purple hair, now hot pink. Boy, am I glad I don’t have a “real” job …

I decided I needed a change in the hair department and after going back and forth on what I wanted, I turned the decision over to Renee Africa at Bakerloo Salon. This is what happened:

I love it! What do you think?! It’s so hard for me to convey what I want to a stylist because I have never seen a picture of someones hair that I would want. But, Renee is awesome and my hair turned out pretty much exactly what I had in mind. It’s a little darker then I imagined, but I love it nontheless. Renee is also the one that gave my friend Carrie the sweetest fauxhawk ever. Which is kind of fitting since Carrie is an indian…haha . SO, if you are in San Diego and need some good punk rock hair, go to Bakerloo! Their number is (760) 434-3743, ask for Renee. She owns the joint and she knows what’s up!

I got my hair cut today and I LOVE it! I told the stylist to give me an 80′s rocker cut with bangs and it came out exactly how I wanted it. Yay! Check it out…I’ve never had bangs before, so this is very different. I also want to dye the tips pink, but I have to find someone that can get it right…