Windows is the biggest pile of shit I’ve ever seen. Someone should file a class action lawsuit against them for false advertising (the POS never does what it’s supposed to do) and cause of mental distress. Seriously. Crappiest product I’ve seen in forever. Fuck you, Bill Gates, get some real programmers.

I guess I’ll just shut down my business since this stupid piece of shit IBM can only sometimes print my invoices. Fuckers.

Oh wait, here we go, I jiggled the fucking computer around for 45 minutes and NOW it will print. Nothing changed, just had to turn the piece of shit operating system off and on until it could find the printer that has always been there (and it’s been printing to for the past month). This is seriously what you people put up with?! Bill Gates sells a broken, pathetic product and people just accept it. I guess when my customers order lingerie I’m going to send them some lace, a piece of silk, a needle and some thread. If they call my lingerie tech support I’ll have some Indian dude tell them how to sew it together into the sexy lingerie I sold them, in a mear 3 hours of their time.

FUCK!

My mom just sent me these pictures of what looks to be a conceptual laptop-type computer.

Unfortunately I have no info on what this actually is and if it is in production for the masses. Although the concept seems cool, I’m more excited about the iPhone…:D

My business just went through a MAJOR software crash and I have been working 16 hours a day for the last few days. I’ve had to learn TONS of new info between setting up my new intel iMac, learning how to use the dual core, Parallels, Windows XP, Quickbooks Enterprises, CSV files and tons of other things. I honestly think my brain is overflowing basic info. Like how to turn on my 10-key function on my keyboard. I had to Google it…

Okay, so I got a new intel iMac because my business outgrew Quickbooks Pro and their Enterprise version is Windows based. I just couldn’t bring myself to buy an IBM, so I went for the iMac that can run both Windows and OSX. The more I work with Windows, the more I realize that Windows is the retarded step brother of Macintosh! AND, I fucking hate windows!!!!!!!

I figured that I better install my printer so I install it on the Mac side and lalalala…insert CD….lalalalala…oh, it’s installed and working. Gee, that was easy. Next, let’s install the printer on Windows….lalalalal…click, click….lalalal….huh?…..lalalala….hmmm …why isn’t this working..WTF is that thing?!

“Use the following port: LTP1: (Recommended Printer Port)

Note: Most computers use the LTP1 port to communicate with a local printer. The connector for this port should look something like this:”

Are you kidding my little Windows retard? I havn’t seen a port like that since I was 8. Have you ever heard of a U-S-B? U-S-B stands for “Universal Serial Bus” and that is what grown ups use in their little computer boxes nowadays.

God I hate Windows.

I have been messing around with my new intel iMac and it pretty freaking awesome. I installed Parallels, so I can run Windows and Mac OSX at the same time and it seems pretty seamless. I needed to move a file from my Mac desktop to the Windows desktop and unfortunately I couldn’t just drag and drop (what can I say except the simplicity of Macintosh has me spoiled!). So, this is the easiest way I found to be able to move a file from the Macintosh desktop to the Windows desktop:

Under the Apple Menu, select System Preferences, then select Sharing.

Turn on Windows Sharing and it will give you an IP address for access to your Mac.

Go to your Windows desktop, launch Internet Explorer (or any browser) and type in the IP address that you were given (bookmark it for easy access in the future).

You should now be able to transfer files from your Mac desktop to you Windows desktop. TA-DAH!

Yes, I know this is an extremely nerdy post…:D