Decide the Fate of my Vicious Fish!

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I have three fish tanks in my house and the one in the living room is a really cool 35 gallon hexagonal tank. It’s a great addition to the room except for the fact that it houses the most bitch-ass fish (pictured above) I have ever met. This 5″ African Cichlid kills EVERYTHING and has killed at least 8 – 10 fish and now she’s the only thing in the tank. The last fish it knocked off was a 10″ plecostomus (which is a non-aggressive algae eater) and now the tank is turning green with algae. I don’t want to put any more fish in the tank, since they will only meet their untimely death at the hands of this god damn fish! SO, I am moving in December and now you can choose the fate of my fish:

Choose the Fate of the Fish! Flush it! BBQ it! Let it live! Let it LIVE! Feed it to Kuta Bury it alive! view results

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“Decide the Fate of my Vicious Fish!”

1. On October 11th, 2005 at 2:32 am counterbalanced Says:

   eBay it!

2. On October 11th, 2005 at 2:57 am Vicious Summer Says:

   Holy Crap….That’s a good idea!!!

   So far,

   1 vote for “flush it!”
   1 vote for “Feed it to Kuta!”
   3 votes for “Let it live!”

   (If “Let it live” gets the most votes, I am TOTALLY putting this bitch on eBay!)

3. On October 11th, 2005 at 6:39 am alekkomar Says:

   Along the lines of the eBay idea, how ’bout creating a web site – ala SaveToby.Com

   P.S. I voted for BBQ’ing ‘em – and I have just the grill for it!

4. On October 11th, 2005 at 11:15 am Lever Says:

   It’s a big karma day today so let her live and eBay the evil little witch – someone will take her.

5. On October 11th, 2005 at 12:26 pm Vicious Summer Says:

   I just checked and you can’t eBay animals

   I’m going to be pissed if you of guys make me keep this dumb fish…haha

6. On October 11th, 2005 at 6:00 pm tescosuicide Says:

   Where are you moving… Philly?

7. On October 12th, 2005 at 1:47 am Blog Party Blog Says:

   Let it live for sure, he said he was sorry, right

8. On October 12th, 2005 at 12:31 pm Lever Says:

   OK, got an idea – just get *another* tank… what about a smaller “cooler” for the killer?

   Whilst we’re on the subject of aquatic murder, did you see the one where the snake eats alligator??!!

9. On October 12th, 2005 at 5:01 pm Vicious Summer Says:

   Tesco – Philly is toooo cold, so I’ll just move down the street from my house now . (Business has outgrown my current house)

   Alek – Because I don’t want to save this damn fish! She may look cute and cuddly in the picture, but she is a killing machine!

   Blog Party – Pfft. Whatever. If I could get away with murder by saying sorry, I would be a…Christian, I guess?

   Lever – Great, so now I have to get a “prison” tank for the bad fish? By the way, WHOA! The python/alligator story is crazy!!

10. On October 12th, 2005 at 5:32 pm Mike - Blog Party Says:

    so when will we hear the verdict?

11. On October 12th, 2005 at 6:12 pm Vicious Summer Says:

    The poll closes on November 30th.

12. On October 13th, 2005 at 4:00 am Counterbalanced Says:

    Terms and conditions eh!

    I still think you should eBay it… just list it as a ‘Robotic Fighting Fish’… No one will ever know

13. On October 14th, 2005 at 9:50 am McFox Says:

    Buy a pirhanna as a tank mate.

14. On October 30th, 2005 at 8:58 pm Ionicsalts Says:

    African cichlids are notoriously territorial, I had one exactly like yours years ago. He was mild compared to other Africans I’ve had. The worst is the “Bumblebee”, named for the yellow-black stripes. That fish killed an Oscar that was at least 5x bigger.

    Never put these cichlids in a tank with smaller, gimpy fish. Get a few more cichlids of comparable size. Get a “Bumblebee” to teach that li’l bitch fish of yours a lesson! LOL

    Africans cichlids are quite entertaining.

15. On September 6th, 2006 at 4:13 pm Anonymous Says:

    You can get a cat fish called a synodontis that will kick its ass, while still eating algae

16. On October 2nd, 2006 at 6:59 pm Anonymous Says:

    Hey,they totally said we could have a fish for our college dorms. How much do you want? Can you feed these things hamsters?

17. On February 14th, 2007 at 11:38 am Zach Zimmerman Says:

    You have the octagon tank already. What you need to do is start an Ultimate Fighting league for fish. It sounds like you already have the champion and it might start earning money for you to buy top of the line surfboard.

18. On April 4th, 2007 at 8:47 pm Anonymous Says:

    Dude fuck yeah get a piranha, but dont get one of those pussy red bellies get an elongatus. I swear it will devour that punk ass bitch in under one minute. Plus if it gets big enough you can feed it live rats!

    P.S. you still wont be able to put any other fish in the tank because it will kill them before they even touch the water.