Endless Summer's Archives
December27
I’ve been blogging a long time. Here are all 438 of my posts:
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- January 2012 (1)
- July 2011 (1)
- 05: The Baby Gaga Costume (0)
- February 2010 (3)
- 25: Can You Potty Train an Infant? (3)
- 22: Do I Look Like Diane Kruger? (5)
- 20: F-U Wired Magazine (and Some Facts about Vaccines) (22)
- August 2009 (1)
- 09: I Had a Puerto Rican Baby! (5)
- June 2009 (1)
- 17: Yes, Men Can Breast Feed (7)
- April 2009 (2)
- March 2009 (4)
- 19: The "Making Work Pay" Tax Credit – What a Joke! (4)
- 16: Is Google Spying on You? Yep! (6)
- 13: I'm On A Boat! (2)
- 08: Eco-Friendly Diapers (6)
- February 2009 (2)
- January 2009 (10)
- 23: Model Loses Hands & Feet due to Untreated UTI (6)
- 21: Is That a Baby in There? (6)
- 20: Our 1st Black President Isn't Really That Black… (7)
- 18: Supermodel Karolina Kurkova is Fat (5)
- 09: Don't You Hate It When… (0)
- 08: Innovations in Lingerie * FAIL! (10)
- 06: And The Results Are In… (11)
- 05: Classiness, Thy Name is Busty Heart (7)
- 03: A Whole New World! (4)
- 02: Paris Hilton Pays $200,000 to Ruin a Bentley (8)
- November 2008 (1)
- September 2008 (1)
- 07: Backstreet Boys Bird Dancer (2)
- August 2008 (2)
- 28: Blogger is Weak (3)
- 25: Changing Your Name When You Get Married (2)
- July 2008 (2)
- 03: It's not a Liger… (3)
- 02: I'm SO Sick of People The Don't Do Their Jobs (3)
- June 2008 (3)
- 22: Nigerian Internet Scams (1)
- 10: I'm Trying to Not Kill The World (3)
- 03: "My Immortal" by Evanescence (2)
- May 2008 (2)
- 20: The PetPeek – The Window for Your Fence (2)
- 05: Our Friends are Friends?! (1)
- April 2008 (4)
- 24: "Yes We Can" (7)
- 22: The New Office (8)
- 20: Do I Smell an Oscar???? (2)
- 02: Pull an "Office Space" for Wired Magazine (1)
- March 2008 (11)
- 28: Paris Hilton Can't Dance (4)
- 25: Talk About a Peep Show! (2)
- 25: The Economic Stimulus Act of 2008 (4)
- 25: More "Customer Service" Shenanigans (0)
- 24: Funny Easter Cartoons (1)
- 24: Faux Customer Service (0)
- 23: Apple Operating System Leopard 10.5.2 Sucks. (2)
- 20: Ricco Rodriguez. Wow. Scumbag. (3)
- 20: "Alcoholism" is an excuse (4)
- 17: Everyone Wants a Piece of My Pie (3)
- 12: Blog Tag – More About Me. (1)
- February 2008 (4)
- 14: Cheech Loves His Binky… (3)
- 07: "Bodybody" by Isaac James (2)
- 06: My Father is a Child (10)
- 06: PRK/Lasik – Healing Sucks! (3)
- January 2008 (7)
- 25: What the FUCK is Wrong With Parents Today?! (1)
- 24: PRK/LASIK is Driving Me To Drink… (8)
- 22: My Corneas Hurt (3)
- 16: Flavored Crickets! Yum? (2)
- 09: TheSuperficial.com Officially "Jumps the Shark" (5)
- 08: Kitty Names? (4)
- 03: Name That Kitten (5)
- December 2007 (4)
- 26: THE Suckiest Christmas Ever (6)
- 12: Go Elf Yourself!! (4)
- 11: Absolut Disco (0)
- 01: The San Diego Drill (1)
- November 2007 (3)
- 22: Travis Barker is an Okay Drummer (5)
- 18: The Kuta Rules (3)
- 05: My Mom Has Good Karma (2)
- October 2007 (13)
- 30: No Cell Phone (3)
- 26: How Much is Enough? (3)
- 23: I Quit (4)
- 22: The Witch Fire – San Diego 2007 (0)
- 22: San Diego Fire Disaster 2007 (3)
- 20: Blog Tag – My Rules (3)
- 19: Reason #876 Why Apple is Awesome (1)
- 17: Painted Boobs (5)
- 16: She Works Hard For The Money (4)
- 04: Halloween Costumes (2)
- 04: Cats are Gross (7)
- 03: Eazy E is Good for Employee Moral (2)
- 03: Entrepreneur Magazine – Young Millionaires (5)
- September 2007 (9)
- 21: Britney Spears – Poppin' Pills (Gimme More Spoof) (3)
- 18: Arrested/Tasered for Excercising Freedom of Speech (36)
- 11: Linksys Routers are Crap (10)
- 11: Tiger Pigs (1)
- 11: Britney Spears' 2007 VMA "Come Back" (2)
- 11: "Dick in a Box" Wins Emmy (1)
- 04: Stripper Pole is a Go (2)
- 03: "I lost $118,000 in poker last night…" (2)
- 02: Back in San Diego (3)
- August 2007 (12)
- 30: I'm Addicted… (4)
- 28: When Monkeys Attack (5)
- 28: Poo Pirate Adventures (1)
- 26: Amy Winehouse Does Drugs?! (10)
- 25: Miss South Carolina is a Genius (9)
- 17: There's a Tiger in my Office (4)
- 17: Platinum Stages Super Pole (4)
- 16: Welcome to the Dark Side (5)
- 15: 15 Days of Summer (2)
- 15: Kuta Makes Me Smile :) (0)
- 11: Realdolls – More Like RealCreepy (10)
- 08: Witness Protection Program Summer (5)
- July 2007 (14)
- 24: Flying Dogs! (4)
- 22: The Puerto Rico House (3)
- 21: Madonna (3)
- 20: Celebrity Beauty Secret (2)
- 19: Paint Color for Guest Bathroom?! (1)
- 18: Monkey Anal Cream (5)
- 17: A Zorse?! (0)
- 17: I Am NOT Sticking My Finger in Monkey's Butt! (5)
- 16: I Want a Typewriter (2)
- 13: Freaky Lil Otter… (1)
- 04: Kaziah Hancock – Project Compassion (5)
- 04: 4th of July Party Animals (3)
- 04: Funny Fish Faces (1)
- 02: Hoeing in Carlsbad (2)
- June 2007 (13)
- 29: Paypal Donation Counter Widget (11)
- 25: Robin Quasebarth (10)
- 14: Custom Die Cut Stickers (3)
- 10: Monkey's Protest (5)
- 07: Good Quotes (2)
- 07: My Sentance: (7)
- 06: I Still Don't Know. (1)
- 06: Now I'm Supposed to Lie?! (1)
- 06: I'm Okay (0)
- 04: Convicted?! (6)
- 04: Deliberations (Finally) (0)
- 03: That's a Big Pig! (1)
- 02: I Know Who Killed Me. (1)
- May 2007 (9)
- 26: Kuta Smells Like Poop (5)
- 23: Day 2 On Trial (5)
- 22: Back from Puerto Rico (1)
- 12: Moving from California to Puerto Rico (3)
- 12: Another Reason PC's Suck (2)
- 12: From Beemer to Bronco… (4)
- 11: It's Official! (4)
- 08: Police Brutality – LAPD MacArthur Park (3)
- 02: Vista Police Commit Homicide (1)
- April 2007 (14)
- 30: "The Mental Guide To Skateboarding" (2)
- 29: Sunglasses Fetish? (2)
- 26: Macintosh vs. PC (5)
- 25: A Dog Named Monkey (3)
- 24: $9,000,000 Dancing Horse (7)
- 18: Carmen Electra is a Rapper (4)
- 13: Ass-piration (6)
- 12: Go to Hell! (3)
- 10: Anorexia (2)
- 04: Drinking Age in Costa Rica (2)
- 04: Stuffy Business Owners (4)
- 02: Taser Study in San Diego (4)
- 02: Today I got T-Boned… (3)
- 01: Temperpedic Mattresses (9)
- March 2007 (9)
- 29: Lomas Santa Fe Golf (2)
- 27: Carlsbad Cops Think Taser Use is Funny (3)
- 16: Nike Plus System (1)
- 13: Big Tits Are So Last Season… (6)
- 11: Rincon, Puerto Rico (4)
- 11: Electric Shower (5)
- 09: Eddie Izzard is Hilarious (3)
- 06: Bill Gates is Arrested! (2)
- 05: Sueing Microsoft (7)
- February 2007 (13)
- 24: The 9/11 Tax (2)
- 23: FBI Busts Florida Cops (0)
- 22: Man Tasered by Vista Police Dies (3)
- 22: 10 New Careers (0)
- 21: LOTS of Aussie Puppies! (2)
- 21: Fluffy Puppies Make Me Happy (2)
- 20: This Video Made Me Cry (3)
- 20: Howard K Stern is a Prick (2)
- 18: Luxury Baby Gift – $17,000 Diamond Pacifier (5)
- 15: Hand Paintings by Guido Daniele (2)
- 12: Paris Hilton Seduces 13 Year Old Boy? (3)
- 09: Cops Love to Taser People (9)
- 07: I Want Nike Plus! (9)
- January 2007 (18)
- 31: Laptop of the Future? (2)
- 28: Help Stop Horse Slaughter (14)
- 26: My Brain is Overflowing… (5)
- 25: Windows is the Retarded Step Brother of Macintosh (7)
- 24: Parallels – Moving Files from Mac Desktop to Windows (11)
- 22: Panda Bears Galore! (8)
- 19: Panda Bears Discovered in Atlanta, GA! (4)
- 19: Romance is Not Dead (6)
- 18: More Useless Facts (0)
- 17: My Luxury Hoopty (11)
- 15: The Perfect Gift? (4)
- 14: I don't have plurisy (4)
- 09: Apple's Cell Phone – iPhone (6)
- 08: Ebay is Blowing it (3)
- 08: Pneumonia, pleurisy & steroids, oh my! (4)
- 06: Indoor Go Kart Racing (2)
- 04: A $2 Bottle of Wine? (4)
- 02: 2007! (9)
- December 2006 (6)
- 28: I'm Fucking PISSED (57)
- 21: Mystery Flowers (4)
- 21: Blog Tag – 5 Things You Didn't Know About Me (5)
- 08: Drunks (2)
- 04: Jail is Boring (8)
- 01: My Mom is Hilarious (4)
- November 2006 (5)
- 29: Living in Limbo (4)
- 23: I'm at the end of my rope… (1)
- 21: The Hunter/Forager Diet (2)
- 20: I Won a Trip to Las Vegas! (2)
- 07: The Grossest Bug in the World! (10)
- October 2006 (11)
- 31: Stupid Question? (3)
- 31: I Peed on my Screwdriver… (4)
- 27: I'm SERIOUSLY Going to Lose My Mind (5)
- 26: BMW X5 4.6is – My New Car! (1)
- 26: Hey Asshole, I'm Busy! (4)
- 18: Interesting Factoids (3)
- 15: Inappropriate Office Decorations? (6)
- 12: It's a BOY! (1)
- 12: My Boyfriend is a God-Damn Genius…. (4)
- 04: Halloween is Coming! (7)
- 01: Katie's Revenge (8)
- September 2006 (8)
- 29: Who needs diamonds… (3)
- 28: 1999 Ford Mustang for Sale (1)
- 27: Paging Dr. Vicious… (4)
- 21: Bald Babies are Ugly (5)
- 19: MILF Magazine (4)
- 13: The Mystery of the $20 (9)
- 11: The Costumes Have Landed! (5)
- 09: $411.16, Later… (7)
- August 2006 (7)
- 30: Musically Eclectic? (8)
- 22: Sardine Can Survival Kit (4)
- 18: Just Admit That You Want Porn Star Tits (10)
- 16: CSI – Killer Belt Buckle! (1)
- 12: Damn you, Animated GIF's! (5)
- 09: Just When I Think I'm Getting Old… (4)
- 04: I'm Moving to Paradise (7)
- July 2006 (10)
- 29: Do I Look Like Kate Hudson? (16)
- 25: My Brother is Famous (13)
- 24: The Power of the Blog (4)
- 20: Pirates of the Caribbean 2 (7)
- 18: Rollerblading (2)
- 17: Too busy to work… (4)
- 13: Bam Margera Shops at My Store (2)
- 10: Christina Aguliera's Boob Job (8)
- 06: My Farm is Barren (3)
- 05: Bethany Taylor – Magnolia Hair Studio – Oceanside (13)
- June 2006 (13)
- 27: My Dog is REALLY Funny (4)
- 27: U.S. Senator Dianne Feinstein on Net Neutrality (3)
- 26: FORE!!!!! (4)
- 21: Easing into the big 2-8 (11)
- 19: Barbara Boxer on Net Neutrality (0)
- 18: Save Net Neutrality (4)
- 16: Snow White Has Really Let Herself Go… (0)
- 15: I Have $100K in Available Credit (3)
- 13: Britany Spears is Officially White Trash (69)
- 12: Goodbye Cruel World!!! (9)
- 07: Apple MacBook is KITTEN APPROVED! (3)
- 02: Can You DIGG IT?! (0)
- 02: Charity Ebay Auction for Michael (0)
- May 2006 (10)
- 31: Need Good Karma? (3)
- 29: Dolphins: Calculating Killing Machines (3)
- 25: I Guess Paying Your Welfare Isn't Enough? (5)
- 23: Cruisin' Down the Freeway… (7)
- 21: Are You Gay Enough? (7)
- 16: Your Free Credit Report (Really) (2)
- 12: When I'm 85… (5)
- 09: Do You Want To See The Angry Beaver? (3)
- 08: I Hate Sales People (54)
- 02: Osama Bin Lauden Caught at Tijuana Donkey Show (3)
- April 2006 (10)
- 28: Foot Fetish Much? (4)
- 27: Drift Wood Art (5)
- 24: Watching Paint Dry (1)
- 19: Strip Aerobics (7)
- 17: Into the Mind of a Sadistic Murderer (1)
- 12: Jesus is Getting on My Nerves… (5)
- 11: Paris Poses For…Herself? (3)
- 11: Vicious Enterprises (3)
- 06: Do I have to have a "real" job? (1)
- 05: DMOZ is Such a Joke (7)
- March 2006 (5)
- 27: Anamorphic Drawings (5)
- 21: I am ART! (4)
- 18: Drinking and Driving – Jacqueline Saburido (186)
- 15: Costa Rica – Take 5 (1)
- 02: Cosados, Imperial, Olas y Stefan (2)
- February 2006 (10)
- 24: Overwhelming… (6)
- 19: SUV Tax Loophole (10)
- 19: Time for a new car (11)
- 19: I See London, I See France… (3)
- 10: I Get Some Pretty Interesting Emails…. (2)
- 10: Pink is Awesome (3)
- 09: Best Advice Ever (6)
- 08: Practical Jokes (2)
- 05: I'm feeling so "Emo"… (9)
- 02: Kevin Federline – Tool (10)
- January 2006 (9)
- 31: My Hair Matches my Blog! (7)
- 30: Sleeping is for Pussies! (5)
- 27: Get The Fuck Off My Couch! (5)
- 25: Marriott Resort (4)
- 16: Did you really just try and pick up on my dog?!? (6)
- 07: Kevin Federline "Rapper" (9)
- 06: RIP – Vicious Fish (6)
- 02: Interview with Mcville.net (2)
- 02: New Years Resolutions – 2006 (2)
- December 2005 (9)
- 28: The MillionDollarHomePage.com (9)
- 27: Domain Registry of America – Pretty Sneaky! (0)
- 26: Voodoo Knife Block (4)
- 23: I Bought Stocks! (0)
- 17: Pimp My Blog, Yo! (2)
- 12: Heidi Fleiss, WTF Happened?! (9)
- 08: Purple Hair? Why not! (12)
- 07: Would You Rather: (3)
- 02: Rude Awakening #3 (1)
- November 2005 (6)
- 30: Don't You Hate it When… (5)
- 22: Passive Aggression Runs in my Family… (5)
- 18: People Have No Manners… (4)
- 16: ESPN.com Linked to My Store! (2)
- 11: The Guys Rules (6)
- 07: Pet Costumes (0)
- October 2005 (6)
- 27: Last Minute Halloween Costumes!! (5)
- 25: The FedEx Guy Loves Me (2)
- 14: My Hot Dog Has a First Name, It's K-U-T-A… (7)
- 10: Decide the Fate of my Vicious Fish! (18)
- 06: Trim Spa, My Ass… (10)
- 04: Ticketed by Dirty Sanchez… (3)
- September 2005 (11)
- 28: Are You A Moron?! (5)
- 27: The #1 Thing To NEVER Ask a Women… (5)
- 23: San Diego Lightening (5)
- 21: Holy CRAP! (3)
- 19: Summer Does DC (2)
- 14: College is Alway Amusing… (7)
- 12: Fuck the People, Save the Animals! (0)
- 09: You Know You STILL Live In The Barrio When… (2)
- 07: It's My Blog's Anniversary! (5)
- 06: You Know You Live in The Barrio When… (5)
- 02: So Called "Customer Service" (11)
- August 2005 (12)
- 25: Suicide Girls (10)
- 23: Tattoos Make You Cool! (60)
- 17: Hi, I'm Poor. Send Stuff. (5)
- 15: Jocelyn Wildenstein – Are You Kidding Me?! (77)
- 13: I Will Fucking Stab You! (3)
- 13: Summer Loves Stefan (2)
- 12: I'm Grouchy (0)
- 08: Nothing Says "I Love You" Like Maggots… (4)
- 05: I Wonder What Gods Advertising Budget Is? (1)
- 04: Monkey? Did You Just Puke on my Back?! (3)
- 04: Costa Rica Q & A (1)
- 01: Oh My God! My New Watch is AWESOME! (6)
- July 2005 (10)
- 31: Awwwww….We Are Cute! Too Bad My Boyfriend is a Jerk! (9)
- 29: Play Russian Roulette (with out blowing your head off)! (4)
- 27: My Moms Cat is a Royal SLUT! (4)
- 26: Free Hotel in Las Vegas!! (0)
- 25: Very Vicious Summer (2)
- 20: Del Mar Horse Racing Season Is Here! (2)
- 15: How did I become so damn famous?! (3)
- 14: I've been Tagged?! WTF! (8)
- 12: Ugly Dog! (6)
- 02: Florida Shark Attacks (10)
- June 2005 (9)
- 30: $10,000 Shoes… (3)
- 29: Widgets! (1)
- 28: Bad Boob Jobs! (29)
- 22: Is Your Name… (1)
- 21: My 27th 1st Day of Summer! (4)
- 20: Kuta Tried To Leave Me In Mexico! (2)
- 14: How Not To Hard Boil An Egg (5)
- 07: Clown Porn (14)
- 02: How to Feed and Care For Your Summer (6)
- May 2005 (7)
- 26: MBNA – "The Bend You Over and Prison Fuck You Credit Card Company" (31)
- 24: Paris Hilton (11)
- 20: Hooked the F&#% Up! (Apple Rocks!) (11)
- 19: Another Round of "What The Hell Are You Searching For?!" (4)
- 13: Just Plain Scary… (3)
- 08: I am such a loser!! (9)
- 05: Bad Haircut Pictures (Finally!) (3)
- April 2005 (2)
- 15: "The Nice Guy" Comic – Haha (4)
- 06: Bad Hair (9)
- March 2005 (4)
- 22: 26 Is SO Last Year…. (4)
- 16: The FUNNIEST Thing I've Seen In A While… (3)
- 10: THE Worst Way To Die (3)
- 02: Selling Your Body (29)
- February 2005 (5)
- 24: The Pink Nightmare (4)
- 13: Which 80's Toy Are You? (6)
- 10: Good Boobs Vs. Bad Boobs (48)
- 08: I like Stefan =) (3)
- 02: Surfing Witches Rock, Costa Rica (5)
- January 2005 (14)
- 31: Kuta and Monkey Sittin' in a Tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G… (0)
- 29: Purgatory of Perpetual Puking (2)
- 26: You were searching for WHAT?! (6)
- 24: It's 1:39pm…Do you know where your money is? (3)
- 24: No sleep. Nope. None. (2)
- 24: Comonalities… (1)
- 21: How to Bathe a Cat (1)
- 19: Hey, get off my blog!! (6)
- 17: PREGNANT?! (4)
- 15: Online Dating (5)
- 11: Let's talk panties… (14)
- 09: The sky is falling! (2)
- 09: The stupidest thing I've ever done? (4)
- 03: WHOA! I'm single? WEEEEEEEEEE! (11)
- December 2004 (7)
- 30: Adventures in Costa Rica – Take 1 (4)
- 22: HAROLD IS DEAD! (8)
- 09: HOLY CRAP! Now those are some x-mas lights! (6)
- 08: Costa Rica or Bust! Pura Vida! (2)
- 04: Cell Phone Kiosks in the Mall (4)
- 02: Vanity Sizing and Fat Americans in Denial (16)
- 01: Snowboarding Kicks Ass! (1)
- November 2004 (7)
- 24: Fail-Proof Diet! (4)
- 22: Yet another reason not to vote… (0)
- 19: Why Sniper Rifles Are Banned in California (0)
- 18: Tara Reid's Horrible Boob Job (5)
- 16: Winn & Sims – Silly (nice word for stupid?) Lawyers (3)
- 09: Mako Sharks are…Delicious! (8)
- 04: How to score a new iMac G5 for free! (6)
- October 2004 (10)
- 28: Shitty Surf (1)
- 26: Apple iMac G5/1.8GHZ (2)
- 26: Sooooo bummed out… (2)
- 25: Zildjian ZXT Titanium Rock Cymbals (4)
- 21: Stupid Email of the Day (2)
- 17: Vicious Summer named featherweight world champion! (4)
- 12: I can see them from space! (1)
- 10: Texas Hold 'em Poker Champion! (1)
- 07: I'm *SO* glad I washed my car today… (8)
- 04: I Love My New Office! (1)
- September 2004 (19)
- 29: Doggie Mullet (1)
- 29: HOW EXCITING ;) !! (3)
- 28: I'm so StReSsEd OuT! (0)
- 27: Death by RedBull! (69)
- 25: When did my life become a weird movie?! (0)
- 23: Why Am I Under Investigation?! (14)
- 22: 80's Rocker Haircut (3)
- 21: I Love Swells (0)
- 20: Viva Las Vegas!! (0)
- 19: Girls are stupid… (7)
- 15: Cutest Bikini for $9! (2)
- 14: Wanted Fish Food, Got a Snake… (2)
- 14: F&#* Migraines (1)
- 12: I HAVE A MIGRAINE!! (0)
- 09: There is a pill for everything… (1)
- 07: Good Surf =) (2)
- 06: It's Offical…The Swell Has Hit! (0)
- 03: My Mom's Cat is a Slut! (1)
- 03: $40 for a dog haircut?! (4)
- August 2004 (3)
- 31: I Spent $1500 on Halloween Costumes! (1)
- 31: Cancer Schmancer… (1)
- 30: I made a blog! (4)