I bought a bunch of great stocking stuffers for Christmas this year, but unfortunately I didn’t make it home to stuff them in my friends/family members stockings. And by “great stocking stuffers”, I mean totally bizarre things that will probably make you hate me for stuffing your stocking with said items…

Conner and Dianne (Van the Man‘s parents) were visiting us in Puerto Rico, when my package of extra awesome stocking stuffers arrived. Conner was nice enough to be my guinea pig and test out a couple of the items…Like these Crick-ettes!

The good news is that the whole pack is only 9 calories and they come in three yummy flavors: salt and vinegar, cheese and bacon and sour cream and onion! The bad news is that they are actually dead crickets. Yum?

Conner said they didn’t taste bad at all. I guess I’ll have to find something grosser for his Christmas stocking next year…