I Am NOT Sticking My Finger in Monkey's Butt!
Monkey has been obsessively rubbing her butt on things lately (the bed, the wall, a post, a tree, a chair, my foot…you name it, Monkey has probably tried to rub her ass on it…), so I was searching around the internet to see what might be her problem. From what I’ve found, it seems like her “anal sacs” need to be emptied.
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20060923113835AAPyqHl
Excuse me? What?! I am not sticking my finger up Monkey’s butt in search of her anal sacs, thank you very much! After reading the article above, these people are talking about emptying their dogs anal sacs like it’s like giving them a bath. WTF. I have had dogs since I was born and never in my life have I ever had to stick my finger in a dogs butt.
Off to the vet with her…
Rather you than me!
The only reason great reason I can think of for sticking your finger up a dog’s butt is that it’s jaws are clamped around your arm.
A comedian (possibly Frank Skinner?) once talked about carefully inserting a digit when this happens, and the dog will relax it’s bite.
True? I don’t know and don’t plan to find out? Ask the vet when you go please.
ah, yeah. Definitely take her to the vet for the finger in the butt thing.
ROFL That is TOO funny
Now what if you absolutely HAD to… would you put Vaseline on that finger or one of those rubber surgeon gloves?
Hehe
If i absolutely had to stick a finger in a dogs butt, I would call Robin and make her do it. She’s had her whole arm up a horses butt, so I know that a little finger in a dogs anus wouldn’t faze her. My mom is awesome…haha.
Sorry, Monks. Ohhh…you said, Monkey’s.