I am such a loser!!
May8
I don’t know what is wrong with me, but I have been losing sh!t left and right. This all started about three weeks ago when I lost my ATM card. Two days later, I lost my license. Lucky I have a passport because I went to the Virgin Islands before I was able to get a new license. Then, while in the Virgin Islands, I lost my passport (look for a whole ‘nother blog on that fiasco, later). Then, I tried to make some phone calls to make arrangements to get out of the Virgin Islands and my cell phone dies. And guess what I lost. The f-ing charger! And I won’t even mention the hours I have spent looking for lost belts, shoes and car keys lately…ARG!
Welcome to the old folks club, you are 27, when you hit 35 you will really start to understand what the “old folks club” is Summer…..
Just think when you are 71 like Compar you will still be raising hell like he is and will be losing more things…..
Rule number 1 for “old folks” is to put everything in the same spot after using it so you never have to look for anything, the key is putting it back in the same spot each time.
If you can learn this habit you will never have problems finding things when you hit 35.
Just another reminder that we’re aging, lol. I know exactly what you mean, I am going to be 27 next Saturday, I’ve been losing stuff for years.
What’s all this talk about me being 27?! I still have a month and a half to be 26…
(I’m still a “loser” though)
Happy early birthday, Kalina!!
Hmmmm, you sure this is a new thing or are you just noticing?
Let’s just call it 30!
You might be pregnant.
FWW
Pregnant? Don’t even mention the “p” word! And, no, I am not. As of today, I can prove it. Eww. Gross.
Oh wait….What I meant was, “Being pregnant is impossible. I’m not even married and premarital sex is a sin! A SIN!!!”
i am 46 it doesnt get any better that saying you age like a bottle of wine is a load of crap i am flat like the nastiest shoprite special