Jesus is Getting on My Nerves…

April12

I just received the following spam mail through my MySpace account:

“Jesus loves you!

Repent.

Have a nice day!

Dannyboy

(Ex-gangsters for Christ)“

So, I sent back the following:

“Jesus Christ!

I have nothing to repent about. Thou shall not spam in the name of the lord!

Cheers,
Summer“

I thought about it and religions really are the original spammers, as they try and distribute unsolicited information. It reminds me of the time that my mom came home from work as some Mormons were trying to convert her 12 year old daughter. And let me tell you, if those Mormons hadn’t seen the devil before, they sure as hell saw Him in the form of Robin (my Mom). She gave them a good tongue lashing and swore that she would release our dogs on them if she ever caught them on our property again. Haha.

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5 Comments to

“Jesus is Getting on My Nerves…”

On April 12th, 2006 at 9:50 pm Bulbboy Says:
You could have replied:

Jesus saves
passes to Moses,
shoots,
SCORES!

(courtesy of a cafepress t-shirt I saw)
On April 13th, 2006 at 4:40 pm Brian B. Carter, MS, LAc Says:
Ya, I’m a Christian, and I don’t spam online or in conversation. When I do mention ‘Jesus stuff’ I choose my words diplomatically.

B
On April 13th, 2006 at 4:52 pm Vicious Summer Says:
I’m not anti-religion by any means, I just can’t stand it when people try to impose their beliefs on others . Granted they think they are going to “save” people, but I don’t need to be saved!

Plus if Jesus doesn’t think I’m funny then I don’t want to go to Heaven any ways…haha
On April 14th, 2006 at 1:31 pm robinq Says:
That is VERY, VERY funny because I was just telling someone about that incident a couple of days ago! What enraged me is that they were returning to talk to my girl (as I arrived home from work) AND if that wasn’t bad enough…. I did not know they had come before and made contact with my daughter. I could not believe that someone would secretly impose their beliefs upon a child in a family without asking permission of a parent. I rate that close to a pedophile! You are right, I changed from proper professional woman to the fem-Devil standing 15 feet high. I wanted to yank her pretty little head off ripping the spine attached right out of her body like in that old Mortal Combat game. Then I wanted to roll up her little booklet and jam it where the sun doesn’t shine. Not a pretty picture or headline. May have been Jehovah Witness but could have been Mormon. OK, now I am mad all over again! Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
On April 17th, 2006 at 1:23 am James Says:
I hate it when the church people knock on my door, but they gave me enough free hardboiled eggs to make a nice egg salad sandwich for dinner…