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Kevin Federline "Rapper"

January7

1st off, let me get this out of the way…. HAH AHAHHAhahAHH AHahAHAHahhh hahahahah …Okay…Now, if you’re lucky enough to not know who Kevin Federline is, he is Britney Spears corn-row-wearing, 40-drinking, free-loading, dirt-bag of a husband. Oh yeah and he’s also Britney’s babydaddy. Apparently he is also a rapper now. I downloaded his 1st song that got leaked onto the internet, “Ya’ll Ain’t Ready”, which was such a laughable joke that it still hasn’t been released. Now, I just found out that K-Fed (hahahahah) has just released his 1st single: “PopoZao”. So, I download it and guess what…It’s a radio hit! You know, a “radio hit”, one of those songs that has the right beat and catchy lyrics that makes you wanna shake your booty. This totally baffled me since it’s obvious that Kevin Federline has no talent (other them knocking up chicks), so I listened to the song again…”PopoZao” is almost 3 1/2 minutes long. Kevin Federline “raps” for all of 24 seconds on the ENTIRE SONG. Obviously Britney hooked him up with a really good producer who knew that they wouldn’t sell albums if they actually let Kevin rap. So they gave him a couple of lines to “rap” and filled the rest with background vocals and heavy beats. HILARIOUS!!!!!! Sadly enough, this shit sells and Kevin Federline will make money off of this bullshit.

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9 Comments to

“Kevin Federline "Rapper"”

  1. On January 7th, 2006 at 11:23 pm Matthew Loel T. Hepworth Says:

    Yet another example of how talent and hard work has been trumped by style and image. Bummer.

  2. On January 9th, 2006 at 2:59 pm steakbellie Says:

    we are all doomed……

  3. On January 10th, 2006 at 10:20 pm Andrea Says:

    FEDERLINE YO!

  4. On January 10th, 2006 at 10:29 pm Vicious Summer Says:

    THUNDERCATS, HO!!!

    oh wait…

  5. On January 11th, 2006 at 12:35 am mediaguru Says:

    Summer: Put this code in your image tag (inside the < and > )and your text will look nicer along the edge of the photo:

    hspace=”10″ vspace=”5″

  6. On January 11th, 2006 at 1:17 am Vicious Summer Says:

    Learn something new every day…Thanks MediaGuru! Did I mention I learned HTML from the book “HTML for Dummies”? =)

  7. On January 11th, 2006 at 1:33 am Anonymous Says:

    When do “Man Panties for Wiggers” hit the stores???

    Amber aka Andrea’s twin sister.

  8. On January 11th, 2006 at 1:34 pm Lever Says:

    What a dumbass, talentless mofo; back in your trailer, shmuck, go flatline, K-Fed! LOL

  9. On February 1st, 2006 at 8:32 am Mike Dammann Says:

    I wonder what his ass be doing had he never met Britney

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