Well, I’ve said it before, but my moms slutty ass cat takes the cake. I posted about her here, last September, but we got her into a Kitty Sexaholics Anonoymus program and she was doing pretty good for a while. Then, BAM! She fell off the astinence wagon! Now my poor mom is stuck with…get this…NINE kittens to care for while that cat is out flying high on some catnip looking for some ass. Check out the illegitimate bastard kitties:

So, if you’re intersted in some bastard kittens, just let me know.