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Paris Hilton

May24


Paris Hilton is:


A stupid hoebag.
Hot!
Smart for cashing in on stupid peoples interest in her.
Dumb as dirt, but I would do her!
Ugly as hell!

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Have you guys seen the new Carl’s Jr commercial with Paris Hilton? It’s such a marketing ploy…They’ve already deemed it “too hot for tv” and the stupid skanky commercial even has it’s own website: SpicyParis.com, where you can watch the commercial. They should have named it www.SpiceChannelParis.com. (For those of you who don’t know, The Spice Channel is a porno cable station in San Diego…) Paris is such a dirty whore, but it’s okay because she’s rich! I love America!! ;)

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11 Comments to

“Paris Hilton”

  1. On May 24th, 2005 at 1:55 am Colleen Says:

    San Diego porn channel, lmao, now I know why Mike’s always up so late and disappears.

    I picked option 3.

    Paris is a dirty whore, lmao! Haven’t seen the commercial yet and don’t wanna download the flash. Was heading to bed to read a bit. :)

  2. On May 24th, 2005 at 2:07 am Vicious Summer Says:

    Haha…Now ya know ;)

    Option 3? Kalina you are too nice. I picked Option 1: “Paris Hilton is a stupid hoebag”!

    Is “hoebag” one word or two? Hmmmmm…haha

  3. On May 24th, 2005 at 2:12 am Blog Party Says:

    No way … how do I get the Channel again? j/k
    Paris is cool, she can’t help it. She was born slutty to a rich family and the media pimps her out.

    Like she would say “That’s hot!”
    heh

  4. On May 24th, 2005 at 4:39 am tescosuicide Says:

    We have Spice here in the east as well… I took number 2 even though she’s not actually promoting herself – The idea… ya know? I really don’t dig her though, she could use a burger!

  5. On May 24th, 2005 at 12:06 pm Colleen Says:

    Haha, you’re right Summer, I am too nice. hehe..I think it’s one word, not sure, it’s about a ditzy girl so I don’t think it matters.

    What do you use to find out the search terms people use for your site? I used to post blogs like you about how people find my site but back then I had cpanel, I don’t have anything now. I want whatever you’re using so I can do it too lol. I think it’s Shawn’s tools? I don’t get them though. :(

    Now my turn to say, Mike, you’re too nice. There’s nothing hot about it! :P

    I agree with tescosuicide, she could a burger, hell she could use the whole damn burger joint and NOT to film a porno. I lost 10 pounds last month when I was all depressed, and am doing everything to gain it back. A woman should have some meat on her bones, not be a skeleton, then there’s nothing to grab onto when…oh nevermind, forgot where I am. lol.

  6. On May 24th, 2005 at 12:53 pm Shawn Says:

    Of *course* it’s a marketing ploy. Not only did you remember the commercial, you wrote a blog about it and linked to their website. So they win. :)

  7. On May 25th, 2005 at 2:08 am Blog Party Says:

    Let’s face it, everyone gets a piece of her, her name sells and gets attention. C’est la vie .. he

  8. On May 25th, 2005 at 3:44 am McFox Says:

    I don’t get Paris Hilton at all. It’s not like she needs the money …

  9. On May 26th, 2005 at 7:14 pm Blog Party Blog Says:

    What else would she be doing all day? …

  10. On May 26th, 2005 at 8:34 pm Vicious Summer Says:

    Shawn – Well, yeah, but I sure as hell am not going to be buying a spicy chicken whatever burger from them. SO, no, they don’t win. And the only publicity Paris is getting from me is that the majority of people think that Paris Hiton is: “Dumb as dirt, but I would still do her!”. Her parents must be so proud ;)

  11. On June 24th, 2005 at 6:40 pm Blog Party Blog Says:

    I do prefer Paris to this though:
    http://abum.com/?show_media=8479

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