Pirates of the Caribbean 2
The short review of Pirate of the Caribbean 2:
Pirates of the Caribbean – Dead Mans Chest, SUCKS!!!
My rant about Pirate of the Caribbean 2:
Pirates of the Caribbean 2 is the apitome of why I go to the movies no more then once a year. I hate sitting through a movie and it just being a huge waste of time! Pirates of the Caribbean – Dead Mans Chest has no plot and when it finally got to the good part it was over. It was just a 2 1/2 hour advertisement for Pirate of the Caribbean 3. SERIOUSLY! Do yourself a favor and watch the trailer, it’s much more exciting then the actual movie:
The movie was so bad that I found myself thinking about things other then pirates such as: “Damn, why did Keira Knightly get collagen injections? She’s barely 21 years old!”
Keira Knightly before collagen injections:
Keira Knightly after collagen injections:
I still love Johnny Depp, even though it was just a long ass trailer for P3. At any rate, he’s the only man I find hot in eyeliner.
Yep, Johnny Depp is the only thing that Pirates of the Caribbean 2 has going for it…That and the $250,000,000 it has already made.
Oh. And I was so looking forward to seeing it :S $250M already??? It’s only just come out, right? That must be some sorta record?
Afraid I have to disagree VS.
Not as good as no.1, but found it entertaining all the same.
Especially liked the sea creatures as replacements for the skeletons.
Roll on No.3
I have yet to watch PotC 1 so let’s skip that… That Kiera is looking MUCH better in that first picture than the second. WTF is ‘collagen injection’ and who in their right mind would have it if they’re that fit already?
I found Pirates I a total bore and figured there was either something wrong with me or everyone else. Johnny Depp just doesn’t seem hot at all. I know I am old but his acting is rather silly in style though he can maintain the stupidness with regularity. I think I will skp P II.
Thanx for the comment ma lady …