Practical Jokes
I was thinking about all the practical jokes I used to play on the managers at Geico (when I worked there), so I figured I would let you all in on some really good practical jokes.
Make Them the Laughing Stock of the Freeway:
Supplies: You wll need a phillips head screwdriver and a really really gay license plate frame (I used a hot pink leopard pink license plate frame that said, “Treat me like the princess I am”.
Mission: Find your targets car, unscrew their current license plate frame and screw on a pretty princess frame in it’s place.
Goal: Your target will drive around for days wondering why everyone is laughing and pointing at them on the freeway.
Make Them the Laughing Stock of the Parking Lot:
Supplies: You will need a huge bag of styrafoam packing peanuts and your target will have to drive a convertible car.
Mission: Wait until a beautiful sunny day, when your target decides to leave their convertible parked with the top down. Dump the entire bag into the car until it is completely full of packing peanuts.
Goal: Your target will have to spend a good hour trying to scoop all of those stupid styrafoam peanuts out of their car. Be sure not to leave the bag the packing peanuts came in, so they will have to find something big enough to put them all in.
Mess Up Their Cubicle:
Supplies: You will need a can of Barbasol shaving cream (shaving gel will not work), a freezer and a can opener.
Mission: Put the shaving cream in the freezer for at least 4 hours. Remove the bottom of the can with a can opener. Stash the can in your targets desk drawer and make sure you are long gone. In about an hour the shaving cream will begin to thaw and expand into a HUGE foamy mess.
Goal: This will make a huge mess of your targets cubicle. This is also a good way to get fired if you get caught 
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I have more practical jokes up my sleeve, but I will let you in on some more at a later date. I have to get back to my taxes….YUCK!!!
Cubical Crazy
Supplies: Nothing
Task: Rearrange an obsessive compulsives desk. Move the mouse from right to the left side of the computer…don’t forget to switch the properties of the mouse so the “right click” button does the job the “left click” button used to do. Move around papers….put pen caps on the keyboard, twist paperclips and put them back on their little desk magnet, put something really sticky on their desk and then take it off without cleaning it so it leaves the really dirty desk look.
Do this daily or hourly. Make sure the victim is medicated.
Summer, I just wanted to thank you for the mention in your blog. (I’m the one who designed the “really gay” license plate frame!) I still get traffic from this blog, more than two years later, and do I sell several of these license plate frames. There must be a lot of evil people out there….