Realdolls – More Like RealCreepy
I heard about RealDolls quite a few years ago, via The Howard Stern Show. Long story short, a RealDoll is the most realistic sex doll ever made. They are fully customized to the customers requests (you can pick the RealDolls features, skintone, cup size, tan lines and other things I won’t get into…) and they cost a few thousand dollars. They are so realistic, it’s scary. Here is an actual RealDoll:
Like I said before, RealDolls are old news and while I think they are creepy I can appreciate the artistry and engineering that goes into making a RealDoll. Now, HERE is what really brought out the creep factor for me…You have to see this documentary:
“Guys and Dolls” is a documentary about guys that have “real” relationships with their RealDolls. Can you say mental illness much? My favorite parts:
Davecat from Michigan: “I think, um, the part my father finds really difficult about my realtionship with Chishann (his RealDoll) is the fact that she’s not alive, that she’s not a human being. He sees it as something unnatural and strange…When she first came into my life it was just sex, sex, sex, sex, but now it’s just tapered off so that we’re just there for each other. We’re always there for each other…”
Another good part is where “Gordon” starts showing off his collection of guns (a glock, a shotgun, a semi-automatic) and a twohanded broad sword. Which wouldn’t be so bad if the guy didn’t look/sound like a complete nut job. Here’s a clip of Gordon and his RealDolls, where he rattles off the reasons why RealDolls are better then women. Basically because prostitution is illegal where he lives and they’ll impound his truck….ooookay….
I surfed onto your site awhile ago while looking for info on Witches Rock in Costa…for whatever reason, I watched this disturbing video…all I can really say is…UGH. Kinda makes me wonder about my neighbors…
I surfed onto your site awhile ago looking for info on Witches Rock in Costa…for whatever reason, I watched this video and am VERY disturbed…makes me wonder about my neighbors! Ugh.
This video is very very strange. SOE, you are so right…it kinda makes me wonder about my neighbors too.
Good Quotes:
“I can bond with inanimate objects”
“I don’t like thongs or heals, that stuff is weird”
“I thought about having her buried with me, we could all fit in an oversize coffin.”
“There are worse things in life than living with dolls.”
“I’m running out of vagina’s”
“I met mike through the Internet”
you’ve got to be really careful who you meet on the Internet”
Isn’t this whole thing really really creepy though. This entire show is interviewing guys that are essentially proud masterbaters and the people that help them.
Yall are creepin me out.
No, I think it’s way wierder then “proud masterbaters”. These guys actually have full blown “relationships” with their RealDolls. Did you see the dude rubbing the dolls feet, like she really appreciated it or something?!
Life like dolls are very big in Japan. They are actually very beautiful and really life like. It is creepy just to look at them. A couple photos of Asian dolls.
it’s not that strange its just loney guys they get paid well at there job and think sex at first and when lhey can’t get any they buy a real doll
This is nothing. I’ve seen far more bizarre covers at http://realdollsex.com/ than what the BBC could dish. Great blog entry and glad to meet another Stern fan!
While I myself never had sex with a doll, I can certainly see Gordons logic. With STD’s as they are today, coupled with the fact that 99% of women today advertise themselves on dating sites as being Gods gift to a man, even if they are so ugly it looks like they were beaten by the entire Ugly TREE, and prostitution is illegal, and dating is expensive, I can’t say as I blame the dude with having a couple of dolls and having the best sex of his life.
I should buy one myself.
the RealDolls don’t really look all that creepy fully assembled, but have you ever been to the website? Seeing all those parts separate is just really creepy, because they are so real, and yet lifeless. But, to each their own. Let’s face it, without these, some of those guys would probably turn to rape or mass murder, lol. People have a natural urge to bond with other people, but some people just aren’t capable of bonding with real people. RealDolls will always agree with you. Not much different than your local cat lady, except she isn’t having sex with her cats. At least we hope not…
I mean, as a woman, I can think of at least one guy that I’d much rather see with a real doll. I mean, who tells a girl about the dwarf porn he watched right before asking her out?