Can you believe how ugly this freaky ass dog is?! This little beauty is Sam and he has held the “World’s Ugliest Dog” title for three years straight. Sam is a 14 year old, pure bred Chinese Crested. Now, Chinese Crested are weird looking little dogs to begin with, but DAMN, Sam is one scarily ugly thing! He looks like a freaking Gremlin! The article I read about Sam, says:

“The tiny dog has no hair, except for a yellowish-white tuft erupting from his head. His wrinkled brown skin is covered with splotches, a line of warts marches down his snout, his blind eyes are an alien, milky white and a fleshy flap of skin hangs from his withered neck. He’s so ugly even the judges recoiled when he was placed on the judging table, said proud owner, Susie Lockheed, of Santa Barbara. ”People are always horrified when I kiss him. He may turn into a prince yet. He’s definitely a toad,” she said. ”I always thought he’d be great on greeting cards or on a commercial for Rogaine.”

When Stefan sent me a link to the picture of The Worlds Ugliest Dog, before I clicked the link, I thought, “Awww, I bet he’s cute”. Boy was I wrong! Just looking at the picture is making me sick…